A Senior Joke…I’ll Be There Before You Know It!

May 28, 10 • A Funny Thing...No Comments

Be careful…so will you!

The $2.99 Special

We recently went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

"Sounds good" my wife said.  "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I will have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering ala carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

"Yes." stated the waitress.

"I guess I'll take the special then," my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the eggs home and bake a cake with them.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS…we've been around the block more than once!

Thanks for the laugh, Susie!

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